Monday, April 16, 2007

Googler's are funny...

Who needs Redbull for late night surfing expeditions.. When you can have Google's own formula... I think that Google continues to market themselves in very smart and non-threating manner..I think that this kind of fun stuff is paramount to Google's amazing growth.
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your thirst for knowledge.

At Google our mission is to organize the world's information and make it
useful and accessible to our users. But any piece of information's usefulness
derives, to a depressing degree, from the cognitive ability of the user who's
using it. That's why we're pleased to announce Google Gulp (BETA)™ with
Auto-Drink™ (LIMITED RELEASE), a line of "smart drinks" designed
to maximize your surfing efficiency by making you more intelligent, and less

Think fruity. Think refreshing.
Think a DNA scanner embedded in the lip of your bottle reading all 3 gigabytes
of your base pair genetic data in a fraction of a second, fine-tuning your individual
hormonal cocktail in real time using our patented Auto-Drink™ technology, and
slamming a truckload of electrolytic neurotransmitter smart-drug stimulants past
the blood-brain barrier to achieve maximum optimization of your soon-to-be-grateful
cerebral cortex. Plus, it's low in carbs! And with flavors ranging from Beta Carroty to
Glutamate Grape, you'll never run out of ways to quench your thirst for knowledge.

Beta Carroty Glutamate Grape

How to get Gulped?
You can pick up your own supply of this "limited release" product simply by
turning in a used Gulp Cap at your local grocery store. How to get a Gulp Cap?
Well, if you know someone who's already been "gulped," they can give you one.
And if you don't know anyone who can give you one, don't worry – that just means
you aren't cool. But very, very (very!) soon, you will be.

Google Gulp and Your Privacy
From time to time, in order to improve Google Gulp's usefulness for our users, Google Gulp will send packets
of data related to your usage of this product from a wireless transmitter embedded in the base of your Google
Gulp bottle to the GulpPlex™, a heavily guarded, massively parallel server farm whose location is known only
to Eric Schmidt, who carries its GPS coordinates on a 64-bit-encrypted smart card locked in a stainless-steel
briefcase handcuffed to his right wrist. No personally identifiable information of any kind related to your
consumption of Google Gulp or any other current or future Google Foods product will ever be given, sold,
bartered, auctioned off, tossed into a late-night poker pot, or otherwise transferred in any way to any
untrustworthy third party, ever, we swear. See our Privacy Policy.

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